Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
