Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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