I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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