If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
