I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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