the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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