I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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