I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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