I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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