If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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