Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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