good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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