who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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