Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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