Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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