I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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