just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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