It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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