I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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