can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
