somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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