Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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