:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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