Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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