check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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