i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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