the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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