At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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