why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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