no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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