I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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