Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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