I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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