I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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