Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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