How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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