he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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