do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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