It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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