ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im part way to drunk.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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