Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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