Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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