Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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