"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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