Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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