this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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