The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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