You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm sobbing to NWA
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
