Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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