i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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