i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Alive.
So much puke
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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